Recently, a member of the Illuminati tried to claim that Athion is Illuminati in order to divert attention from the true Illuminati spies of Athion. While Athion is affiliated with the Illuminati, it itself is not a part of the main structure of Illuminati. By costing the Illuminati organization millions of dollars in cover up operations, ajoyboy has successfully created a loophole in Athion's security and trust, and allowed for members of the Illuminati to enter our personal lives. 1st off, note all of the new anonymous members of Athion (newest members list). Most of them have question mark heads on them, symbolizing mystery. The Illuminati is mysterious. Coincidence? Obviously, agents of the Illuminati are already infiltrating Athion. 2nd ajoyboy had gained wide influence over the Athion community, making him more suitable as a puppet of Minecraft domination ajoyboy has 3 syllables ajoyboy has 3 vowels ajoyboy is a VIP, which itself has 3 letters the consonants from ajoyboy and VIP add up to 6 total consonants, which is a multiple of 3 But it gets better ajoyboy has 2 o's in his name. The o's symbolize eyes, namely, the eyes of the pyramid on the dollar bill, which symbolizes the Illuminati ajoyboy has 2 descender letters (j, y, y (letters that go beneath the lines)). Beneath the lines can be seen as undercover, hidden, secretive, Illuminati. ajoyboy has 2 ascending letters (j and b) which symbolizes Illuminati's supposedly inevitable ascension above the US government 2 o's that represents eyes that reveal the truth 2 letters that represents the secretiveness of the organization 2 letters that foretell the future of Illuminati as one of glorious ascension 3 pairs of symbolizing letters Coincidence? This is overwhelming evidence that cannot be overlooked. There is absolutely no doubt. ajoyboy is... Spoiler ILLUMINATI
This is all too convincing, and thus all too worrying, it seems the Illuminati are becoming an unstoppable force, slowly taking control of everything, and yet remaining completely undercover. I suggest we interrogate @ajoyboy, see what he knows and see if we, Athion, can put a stop to the Illuminati!
Well, this is substantial evidence; I was quite clearly blinded by ajoyboys post--I cannot believe that this is what was actually happening.
"ajoyboy has 2 descender letters (j, y, y (letters that go beneath the lines))" I count 3, but then again if you're counting 2 types of descender letters carry on. Also @ajoyboy is not illuminati, I can confirm this. (no, no I can't)
u guys should call urselves the athion investagiation government! :P since ur investigating this consperacy stuff on the server
hey @alecrick16 take it up with syc or movie for the server not opening sooner bro, but we all get what ur saying though..
YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR YOU STARTED THIS YOU STIRRED UP THE CONTROVERSY YOU ARE THE ILLUMINATI!!! HOW DARE YOU GOOD SIR CONTORT THIS INNOCENT BYSTANDER'S VIEW OF US CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN REALLY START THIS ILLUMINATI THING!!! MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN PLS HALP I KNEAD 2 DEL33T SYSTEM 32!!!11ZIMBABWE!!!1 Note: don't delete system 32
HAHAH LOL... dis is ser funneh.. like whoa... Illuminati had me like! Illuminati had me like! Like, Whoa
Ajoyboy is totally not illuminati, we are totes illuminati free at Athion, there is nothing to be suspicious of. Please, just continue your daily routines without suspecting any of us at athion, we are completely safe I swear. Ajoy is not Illuminati. Totally safe.
@Nothing_New one lower letter, one O, two ascending letters (t and h) and a question mark... I'm not suspicious about anything :D